Prehistoric Evolution: Squidward Becomes a Great Old One

Chapter 34 No zuo no die! The death countdown of the Kangaroo Kingdom's Grand President.



Chapter 34 No zuo no die! The death countdown of the Kangaroo Kingdom's Grand President.

Chapter 34 No zuo no die! The death countdown of the Kangaroo Kingdom's Grand President.

This extremely arrogant declaration of war instantly ignited global public opinion.

The Western faction, which had been feeling hopeless because of the Yunxia region's dominance in the rankings, now seemed to have found a new source of spiritual support.

People flooded the public chat with cheers for Australia, trying to mask their fear of the 500-meter-tall demon.

Meanwhile, at the Yunxia Regional Command Center.

Looking at the arrogant 35-meter-long Dunkleosteus on the screen, Professor Lin and the military commander exchanged a glance.

The two people's expressions showed no tension whatsoever; instead, they were filled with an indescribable sense of sympathy.

"Chief, do the people of Kangaroo Country only care about boxing with kangaroos on the grasslands and not use their brains very well?"

""

The intelligence officer, barely suppressing a laugh, made a sarcastic remark.

History always repeats itself.

The commander leisurely relit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and exhaled a thick smoke ring.

"The last American canned food product this arrogant is now buried on its grave—"

Oh no, he didn't even make it to a grave in the deep sea.

"That kangaroo country is something else. Seeing that others gave away blind boxes, they rushed over to give away a set of chew sticks."

""

At this moment.

The bottom of the newly expanded 50,000-meter-deep polar trench during the Devonian period.

This is an absolute forbidden zone without a single ray of light; the water pressure is terrifying enough to instantly compress any known conventional matter into a decomposed state.

In this extreme darkness, where even conventional detection light cannot penetrate.

A five-hundred-and-five-meter-long [Abyss Emperor Star Demon God], its entire body covered in dark gold and silver-white dual-dimensional armor.

It lies quietly on an active volcano on the seabed.

Lei Dong did not act immediately.

During the brief interval of the system resetting the era, his consciousness returned to the real world briefly to confirm Su Qinghan's safety.

After learning that his wife was doing well and was comfortably enjoying state-supplied pregnancy supplements, he was relieved.

Only then did he immerse himself once again, completely satisfied, in the Devonian sand table.

As soon as he logged on, Lei Dong's divine senses picked up the arrogant broadcast that resounded throughout the entire server.

"A prehistoric tyrant? Dunkleosteus?"

In the darkness, two enormous cross-shaped demonic eyes, as large as blood-red suns, slowly opened.

That terrifying gaze instantly tore through tens of thousands of meters of deep sea water.

They directly targeted the 35-meter-long "little loach" that was swaggering around in the shallow sea area.

"Tsk, only thirty-five meters long, and it dares to call itself a tyrant?"

His black and gold shattered beak split open slightly, revealing an extremely cruel and somewhat mocking smile.

"But this little thing looks pretty hardcore, with two big bone plates on its head. It should be quite crunchy if used as a nail clipper or a teething toy."

the other side.

Devonian period, giant spiky coral sea.

Sunlight filters through the clear seawater, illuminating the colorful ancient coral reefs.

However, at this moment, this prehistoric sea, which should have been peaceful and serene, is filled with extremely rampant and violent undercurrents.

"Crack! Boom!"

A giant calcified coral reef, as tall as a dozen stories, was bitten into pieces by a terrifying maw that resembled a guillotine.

The white powder filled the seawater, like an underwater blizzard.

At the heart of this "blizzard," Jack, the Grand President of the Kangaroo Kingdom, is controlling his 35-meter-long body as the prehistoric Titan Dunkleosteus.

It proudly swung its thick, armored tail fin.

Surrounding him were ten smaller Dunkleosteus fish, each twenty meters long!

This was after the high-ranking officials of the Kangaroo Kingdom witnessed the terrifying bite force of President Jack.

They frantically drained all the resources accumulated by players across the country in the first and second phases, forcibly creating the "Dunkleosteus Guard" with resources!

Although these ten smaller Dunkleosteus fish didn't have the same godlike genetic prowess as Jack.

But with a body length of twenty meters, plus the thick bony armor that completely covers the head...

And the sharp bony blades of its upper and lower jaws, capable of biting through modern steel cables.

In the early Devonian period, they were an absolutely terrifying force capable of sweeping away any player faction.

"Hahaha! See that? This is the essence of our Kangaroo Country!"

Surrounded by a group of "underlings," President Jack's confidence had swelled to the point where it was about to explode.

He swam arrogantly on the sea surface, his huge dorsal fins like flags of war, cutting through the waves.

He immediately activated the highest level of group taunting in the server-wide public channel: "That coward from Yunxia! You think you're invincible just because you devoured the Shallow Sea of ​​the Shiraki?"

Times have changed! Now it belongs to the Devonian period, with its heavy armor and powerful bite!

"Your massive size is nothing but a huge lump of boneless fat in front of our guillotine blades!"

Any one of my ten most elite Dunkleosteus guards could slice your tentacles into pieces like sausages!

"You have ten minutes to get out of the abyss and come to this coral sea to submit to the Kangaroo Kingdom!"

Otherwise, once we've leveled the shallows, we'll dive to the bottom and burst your ink sacs!

Jack's outrageous remarks, translated synchronously by the high-dimensional system, reached the minds of every player worldwide.

In the real world, online forums instantly erupted in excitement.

Those Western netizens who were initially terrified by the thunder...

Upon seeing this formation of eleven fully armed Dunkleosteus, which looked like heavy tanks on the seabed...

It seems they've rediscovered that pathetic sense of superiority.

[Xinghai Netizen]:

That's right! Octopuses are mollusks; no matter how big they are, they're still just soft flesh!

Dunkleosteus was an armored vehicle of the Devonian period, with the strongest bite force in prehistoric times! This was definitely a type advantage!

[Westland Netizen]:

[Commander Jack is mighty! Use your bone blades to shred that overpowered Yunxia monster to pieces! Avenge Captain Max!]

[A netizen from Australia]:

[Eleven prehistoric tyrants! This is our ultimate fleet in the Southern Lands! People of Yunxia, ​​prepare to face your nightmare!]

However, amid the outrage from the outside world, the Yunxia region fell into an extremely strange silence.

In the lecture hall of Jiangda University, a group of college students stared at the eleven frantically roaring Dunkleosteus fish on the sky, dropping the sunflower seeds in their hands onto the table.

"No way—has the president of this kangaroo country had his brain kicked by a kangaroo?"

A boy had a look on his face as if he were looking at someone with intellectual disabilities.

"Thirty-five meters, leading ten twenty-meter-twenty ...

This isn't just fighting a monster of a higher level; it's like ants demanding protection money from a road roller!

"Pfft, hahaha! What the hell is this sausage cutting?!"

Brothers, I'm all set to record this! This is absolutely the most classic suicidal moment since Earth Online launched!

In the Yunxia command post, Professor Lin adjusted his reading glasses, looked at the arrogant, Dunkleosteus-like face of Commander Jack on the screen, and sighed helplessly: "Good advice is useless against this damn fool. Commander, do you think we should remind them that our man is already 500 meters away?"

"What reminder?"

The military commander sneered, picked up his teacup, and took a sip.

"They're eagerly sending points and entertainment to Yunxia, ​​we can't just stop them, can we?"

All Yunxia players are hereby notified to remain in place and prepare to enjoy the Great Demon God's after-dinner tooth-picking show.

At this very moment.

The deepest part of the abyss, less than thirty nautical miles from the giant coral sea.

A massive shadow, deeper than the night, is hurtling upwards from the seabed at a terrifying speed, with an overwhelming force!

"Slicing sausages? Squeezing ink sacs?"

Lei Dong's enormous black-gold shattering beak split open in an extremely chilling arc.

He's really too big now.

The 505-meter-tall body of the [Abyss Emperor Star Demon God] alone, when it rises to the surface, displaces enough water to trigger a small to medium-sized tsunami.

As Lei Dong approached the shallow waters, the weather in the giant coral sea began to undergo extremely strange and dramatic changes.

The once clear sky suddenly darkened without warning.

The wind howled, the waves rolled, and a suffocating, high-dimensional pressure radiated wildly outwards along the icy seawater.

"President! Something's not right!"

A 20-meter-long Dunkleosteus guard suddenly cried out in terror.

"Water temperature—the water temperature is dropping rapidly! And something is coming up from the seabed!"

Radar—the system's life detection radar is off the charts!

A strange unease flickered in Jack's heart, but his arrogance clouded his judgment, and he quickly suppressed it.

"What's the panic! That spineless octopus probably couldn't withstand the pressure of the deep sea and came to its death!"

Jack's fierce fish eyes were fixed on the increasingly dark seawater at his feet, and he roared, "Guards, listen to my command! Form the guillotine formation!"

The moment his tentacles appear, bite them! Use your combined jaws to snap them off!

"yes!"

The ten smaller Dunkleosteus responded in unison, opening their toothless, yet sharper and more terrifying bony maws to stare intently at the churning undercurrents below.

"Boom!!!"

The moment Jack finished speaking.

Without warning, a huge water bubble, spanning several miles in circumference, suddenly bulged upwards from the surface of the entire Coral Sea!

Immediately following, accompanied by the deafening explosion of billions of tons of seawater...

Eight terrifying tentacles, each over 300 meters long and as thick as a skyscraper, covered with a dual layer of dark gold and silver-white [hyperdimensional electromagnetic armor].

Like eight world-destroying thunder dragons, they roared and pierced the sea, soaring straight into the sky!

At that moment, the whole world pressed the pause button.

President Jack and his ten guards, and even all the Western netizens watching the live stream, were stunned.

This—this is a tentacle?


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