novelODS Chapter 4, "Suicide Jungle," refers to feeding kills to jungle monsters!
Chapter 4, "Suicide Jungle," refers to feeding kills to jungle monsters!
"Twisted Fate, jungle!" Su Ye looked at the champion on the screen and laughed, "Brothers, this game's in the bag. I love the suicide jungle Twisted Fate build the most, this game..."
"If you win, I'll chop off the dick!"
"If you win, I'll chop off the dick!"
Su Ye was confused by the comments in the live stream. "No, guys, you mean you want me to be your sister? Like I said, if I lose, I'll chop off my dick!"
Su Ye added, "Any brothers still betting on rockets this time? Guys, this suicide card strategy is really tough. Have confidence in yourself, a rocket doesn't cost much~"
A VIP comment titled "18 Big Survey" appeared on the screen: "You can bet ten rockets, but there's a condition: you must die more than 30 times in this round. If you still win, the rockets are yours!"
The comments below were all saying, "The boss is so stupid!"
Su Ye was overjoyed; this was exactly what he wanted. "Alright, I'll take the bet!"
Instantly purchase insurance for the system.
[Target: Card Master - Twisted Fate (myself)]
[Insurance Type: Limited-Time Accidental Death Insurance]
【Coverage Amount: 500 Gold Coins/Time (RMB 50/Time)】
Premium: 5 Gold Coins
[Special Clause: If the death did not cause any effective harm to others, the compensation amount will be doubled!]
OK, insurance is in place.
I started the game naked in straw sandals, and started sprinting out the door.
The VIP comments section for the "18th CPC National Congress Survey" lit up again: "??"
"The boss is foolish; he started gambling without even knowing this..."
A kind commenter explained: "Wear straw sandals and sprint gear when you leave the house, and you'll be delivered faster."
Sure enough, Twisted Fate had already reached the mid-lane tower and gave away first blood.
[Ding! The insured person "Trist" has died in an accident.]
[Claim successful! You have received 1000 game coins and a cash reward of 100 yuan (double the bonus)]
The teammate who had the card in the game was a bit confused and typed "Feed?" in the public chat.
Ignoring all that, Su Ye went out again, his five-speed shoes in place.
They quickly arrived at their own blue buff jungle area.
But I didn't expect to be cornered again.
The enemy jungler invaded his blue buff, probably because they realized his Twisted Fate was easy to bully.
I have to say...
You have a really good eye for people!
The card fell to the ground again, and the claim was processed.
One minute into the game, I gave away two kills, and my teammates were furious, all typing "15".
Even support heroes using Leona have started AFK (away from keyboard).
But this was just the beginning. Su Ye's cards demonstrated an extremely strong ability to use suicide tactics in the jungle.
On average, two lives can be traded for one wave of jungle monsters.
This bizarre move not only left teammates and opponents in the game bewildered, but also left viewers in the live stream somewhat confused.
"So, the 'suicide jungler' strategy involves feeding kills to jungle monsters?"
"Didn't you see the money on the card? The cheater is still going strong!"
"Holy crap, I didn't even notice, how did I end up with 5000 yuan?"
Su Ye glanced at the comments section and chuckled, "Brothers, my suicide jungle playstyle is good enough for you guys to learn, right?"
At this moment, Su Ye's teammate, the top laner Sett, was ganked and killed by the jungler, causing him to completely erupt in anger.
"Look at their jungler, and then look at our jungler! Twisted Fate, if you can't beat the jungle monsters, come top lane. I'll go jungle!"
Su Ye didn't say much, but selected his equipment and said, "Look at my equipment!"
Sett: "So what if you have good items? One of you is already AFK, the enemy is unstoppable, and the rest of you are being constantly ganked by the enemy jungler. Do you think you can win alone?"
Card: "Indeed."
Sett was completely devastated, lying down and AFK, thinking, "Let's see how you win!"
The atmosphere in the live stream chat was quite good, but seeing the streamer's teammates going AFK and playing passively, it looked like they were going to lose.
"The pace is 15. Remember to use anesthesia later, streamer."
"Waiting for the streamer to chop up the dick, it's been a long time since I've seen such a bloody scene."
"No, is the person upstairs a psychopathic killer? Does that mean I used to see scenes like this all the time?"
"Oh, I used to be a surgeon, but now I've switched to being a pharmaceutical sales representative..."
The thread has gone way off track.
However, as time went on, the cards started being used to feed everyone with their ultimate abilities.
The live streamers gradually fell silent, as they watched as the cards accumulated more and more money and the equipment improved.
The VIP comments section of "18th CPC National Congress Survey" lit up: "Damn it, did you pull this money out of your crotch? You've been using Six Gods for 13 minutes straight."
Su Ye checked the stats: 0-30. He already had Infinity Edge, Lich Bane, Zhonya's Hourglass, Rabadon's Deathcap, Void Staff, and an extra Needlessly Large Rod.
He typed directly in the public chat: "Everyone, I'm not pretending anymore, I'm the invincible card, I'm coming clean."
He then shouted in the live stream, "Brothers, I've reached the 0-30 mark! Watch me take off!"
Press R instantly to unleash Twisted Fate's ultimate ability, Fate, sending him flying straight to the enemy backline.
First, use Zhonya's Hourglass to dodge a wave of skills, then activate Zhonya's Hourglass to enter an invincible state again.
Immediately afterwards, he used his W skill to select a card, immobilized the enemy ADC, then used a basic attack followed by his Q skill Wild Card, and then the Lich Bane passive.
A sudden burst of damage, instantly killing the ADC!
Then, using the passive attack speed buff from the E skill, he unleashed a barrage of attacks.
Double kill! Triple kill! Quadra kill! Penta kill!
The ACE was wiped out!
The live stream went silent instantly.
Su Ye chuckled: "Brothers, this is the ultimate secret of the 'Jungle Suicide Strategy'—accumulate strength by constantly sacrificing jungle monsters, and then take them all in the final wave!"
"Holy crap! You know what, the streamer actually has some skills."
"Bullshit! You'd be awesome if you had that gear in 13 minutes!"
"I didn't know there was such a way to play, I'll try it next time I'm matched~" This was said when someone first entered the live stream.
"Hey upstairs, go ahead and try it, you'll die if you do!"
Su Ye smiled, "Enough said, 18th Brother, you can start grinding now, I'm all set up~"
[System Announcement: Your account has been temporarily banned due to player reports.]
"..." Su Ye was speechless. Wasn't it just unsealed? It's been sealed off again.
The chat was filled with jokes: "The title of 'Emperor of Banned Accounts' is well-deserved!" "This streamer's account has a shorter lifespan than a goldfish!" "Keep going, Ban Master!"
Su Ye was about to switch to a different account to continue when he found that the client was unable to log in.
"What's going on?" He frowned. "Has my machine code been blocked?"
Just then, a system message popped up.
[System Announcement: Dear Summoner, due to detected abnormal data on your account, we will temporarily ban your account until the system update is complete. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. —LoL Customer Service Center]
"Holy crap? Is the official targeting me?" Su Ye was dumbfounded.
The viewers in the live stream were overjoyed.
"Hahaha! The streamer is being targeted by Tencent!"
"Haha, serves him right, cheating every single game, who can stand that?"
"Fine, you'll behave now, huh? Serves you right for pretending!"
Su Ye was speechless. He had never heard of such a thing before. He was really being targeted.
But this was done by the system, not by me!
Just as he was wondering whether to end the live stream for the day, a comment caught his attention.
"Damn, I can't log in either!"
"Go check the official website for the announcement."
Su Ye quickly opened the official League of Legends website. She saw the server shutdown announcement posted on the website:
[System Announcement: To resolve game issues reported by some players, we will be performing temporary server maintenance from now until early this morning. The maintenance is expected to last 6 hours. Please inform other Summoners. —LoL Customer Service Center]
"I've never seen anything like this before!"
"The streamer's skills are off the charts, leaving Tencent helpless."
"Awesome! This streamer single-handedly caused LoL to shut down for updates!"
Looking at the screen full of teasing comments, Su Ye smiled wryly and said, "Brothers, it can't be my fault, can it?"
"Bullshit! Who else could it be but you? Don't you even know who's been to jail for the third time today?"
Su Ye sighed, "Well, it seems our enjoyable gaming trip is coming to an end today. But since there are so many people here today, how about we chat?"
"Get lost! Let's talk about Gil~"
"Stop! Streamer, keep going with your antics!"
"Connecting with the female anchor! Let's see the charm of the titled 'Emperor'!"
Connecting with a female anchor?
A thought suddenly popped into his head!
This seems to have some potential...