novelODS Chapter 001: Could this be a conspiracy by Tzeentch?
Chapter 001: Could this be a conspiracy by Tzeentch?
How to please a dark Eldar succubus?
Waiting online, very anxious.
Looking at the charming spirit woman before him, Xu Ze didn't dare to breathe, fear creeping up his back like a cold snake.
He shouldn't act this way in front of a beautiful woman, but she is a Dark Elf.
She has a cold and aloof appearance, a tall figure of over two meters, a graceful and voluptuous figure, and snow-white skin that is tightly bound by a bodysuit covered with blades and sheer silk. Two astonishing curves are split open at the chest, supporting her full curves.
Busty, curvy, and long legs.
Putting aside the curved blade at the end of her hair, the dagger on her leather pants, the Hydra gloves, and the Star Dart pistol, this Eldar woman was a stunning beauty.
Tall and beautiful women are considered to be.
Alluring yet dangerous.
It is well known that the Dark Eldar's appearance is directly proportional to their strength.
How amazing must someone be to look like that?
Succubus, Death Bride, Blood Witch!
The chosen ones of Gamor, the Dark City, are either the leaders of a certain sorcerer cult or the top lieutenants of a conspiracy group, ruthless individuals capable of slicing the Hive Tyrant into mincemeat in three minutes.
Xu Ze suddenly felt a mixture of blue and deep red before his eyes.
He was a useless old Terran from the 3K era, who was captured alive by the Blood Witch at the start of the game.
The sky has fallen!
Unlike the Eldar of the Ark, the Dark Eldar do not have Soulstones for the cycle of soul reincarnation, nor do they have the protection of the Laughing God, Chogoqi. Their souls are constantly being devoured by Slaanesh.
To avoid being consumed by Slaanesh, the Dark Eldar torture others to extract the essence of pain, filling the void in their own souls and thus prolonging their lives.
The Dark Eldar are notorious throughout the galaxy for their tormenting nature.
For this group of perverts who are obsessed with flesh and blood art, abuse drugs, and indulge their desires, being torn apart and skinned is just an appetizer.
Even if they kill someone, they can still use the evil magic of the Blood Puppet Masters to continue extracting the essence of pain from the corpse and soul.
A true case of being unable to live and unable to die.
Xu Ze felt utterly hopeless and moved back in fear and unease.
The other party spoke first.
He couldn't understand the Eldar language and didn't know how to react.
Seeing this, the other person reached out and patted him on the back of the head.
Xu Ze felt something cold and tiny pierce his skin and penetrate inside. Then, he discovered that he could speak the Spirit Clan language.
"Strange savage monkey, your emotions are so intense, how should I enjoy you?" The elder sister of the spirit race murmured softly, walking over with a seductive cat-like gait and stroking Xu Ze's face.
The icy touch of the Hydra gloves sent shivers down Xu Ze's spine and made his body stiffen.
"Wait a minute, I have something to say."
"Speak, is there anything else you want to say before you die?"
"I..." Xu Ze racked his brains, using all his quick wit. "Only a powerful opponent is worthy of the noble Spirit Race. Killing me would damage your reputation, Madam. It is utterly dishonorable."
Yulia took two steps back, looking at Xu Ze with great interest, like a hunter watching its prey struggle.
"That's right, but I do have some snacks occasionally."
"No, no, no, snacks can't compare to a proper meal." Xu Ze glanced at the star dart pistol tucked at the other's waist and tentatively suggested, "Why don't you let me go for now, and come back to reap my soul when I get stronger?"
"A cunning little monkey!"
Yulia's patience ran out. She drew her dagger and pretended to make a decorative cut on Xu Ze.
Xu Ze was horrified and instinctively shouted, "Mom!"
Despite the shame, I had no choice but to take the gamble.
The sound echoed inside the cabin.
Time seemed to have been paused.
Yulia paused, her eyes widening in surprise.
She had seen many humans, and those people were either terrified of her or rushed at her to their deaths shouting nonsense like "God Emperor above" or "Die, heretic." This was the first time she had ever seen someone call her "Mom" to her face.
Calling everyone "Mom"—what a twisted human being!
"What did you call me?"
Seeing that the other party had put away the dagger, Xu Ze breathed a sigh of relief.
It worked.
Sure enough, no woman can stand being called "Mom".
Regardless of race.
"In my hometown, it's customary to call a beautiful woman 'Mom'," Xu Ze said, his Adam's apple bobbing as a few drops of saliva appeared in his dry mouth. He opened his mouth to shower her with compliments, "A powerful lady like you must be a renowned figure in the Gamo Arena. May I ask your name?"
"You sweet-talking monkey, remember the name Yulia." Yulia found it extremely amusing, her emotional needs were satisfied, and she laughed heartily. Her snow-white breasts, visible through the thin gauze, conveyed a voluptuous texture, making her sway gracefully and vividly portrayed.
For a fleeting moment, desire even overwhelmed the fear of death.
Xu Ze's mind wandered.
I really want to hold this beauty in my arms, bury my head in her skin, and caress her until I feel completely satisfied…
No, what time is it? Why are you still trying to show off?
This is Warhammer 40K.
There really are evil gods!
If we attract the attention of the Prince of Pleasure, we're doomed!
Xu Ze quickly gathered his thoughts and focused on his nose and mouth.
Yulia's smile widened as she took in all of this.
Am I beautiful?
"Beautiful, indescribably beautiful." Xu Ze nodded frankly, his heart inexplicably excited and uncontrollable. When he looked up again, his eyes were full of deep affection. "You may find it unbelievable, but I still want to say that before I met you, I was just a blind flesh and blood, barely surviving in the cold Milky Way with dull loyalty. It was your appearance that warmed my whole world."
Bilibili Bang Bang Bang...
The starlight shone countless times as humanity confessed their love to the Blood Witch for the first time.
Even Yulia was momentarily stunned.
She was just teasing Xu Ze, like a human teasing a puppy.
Playing with a dog is fine, but if the dog suddenly stands up and confesses its love to you, then the nature of the relationship changes.
The insults were off the charts.
Enraged, Yulia pulled out her barbed wire rifle and fired a shot, pinning Xu Ze to the wall.
"You lowly reptile, you dare to presume to be worthy!"
I've changed my mind; your pain must taste delicious.
"For the sake of making me happy for a few seconds, I will carefully preserve your skull and place it next to the insectoid tyrant specimen in my collection room." Xu Ze, who was pinned to the wall in a starfish position, was sweating profusely. He regretted the words as soon as they left his mouth.
He didn't want to do it, but he was like he was possessed by a ghost, his mouth moving faster than his brain.
Oh no, this is terrible!
The Dark Eldar must prefer a big, strong man like Astartes. How could a pure-blooded human like me, who screams for ages after just one hit, possibly be to their liking?
"Just kidding, I take back what I said!"
"Go tell the Bloodlust." Yulia revealed a cruel smile, and at the last second before the dagger fell, a muffled thud came from deep within the ship's hull.
It seems an emergency has occurred.
Upon receiving the communication message, Yulia frowned, sheathed her dagger, and before leaving, her expression changed again, giving Xu Ze a flirtatious wink.
"Don't wander off, your sister will be back soon."
The hatch closed.
Xu Ze struggled desperately, trying to break free of the capture net.
After struggling for a long time and working up a sweat, I still didn't succeed.
My entire life hangs listlessly on the wall, my heart colder than a PVC wall.
When Yulia comes back later, she will definitely open her heart to him.
The thought of the terrifying tortures inflicted by the Dark Eldar sent a chill down his spine.
"Is there an angel to save me?"
Here is a pure-blooded Terran.
Reputable and righteous sects.
The mountain is the Himalayas, and the faction is the Loyal Faction!
The Emperor did not appear.
There was only silence in response.
The faint candlelight in the shrine flickered, casting the emperor's statue in an intermittent glow.
Suddenly, a crisp sound jolted Xu Ze.
【Ding! 】
[Reality anchor confirmed, meme defined, loading...]
[Progress 1%...5%...100%]
Hextech Protocol Activated
Complete the agreement missions to accumulate Hextech Crystals, which can be used to unlock the Hextech Roulette and choose one of three random enhancements.
[Mission: Escape from the Dark Eldar's Captivity]
[Awakening Reward: Hextech Chest x1]
[Claim or not?]
A screen of light suddenly appeared in my field of vision.
hmm~
Xu Ze was in a daze for a moment, his lips curled up, then twitched down as if he had been doused with cold water, his brows furrowed, and he couldn't feel happy at all.
System...
Could this be part of Tzeentch's scheme?
Changes in the world always bring endless possibilities and opportunities, and false hope can give people the illusion that life will become better.
The Lord of All Changes, Tzeentch, listens to the desire of every mortal in the galaxy for change. He nourishes himself with their emotions and secretly manipulates them by pulling the threads of fate.
To obtain His power often comes at a price beyond imagination.
But what if it wasn't Tzeentch who was behind it?
Staring at the flashing "Yes/No" in his field of vision, Xu Ze gritted his teeth and made up his mind.
In Warhammer 40, survival itself is a gamble.
He had no choice!
"yes!"
The Hextech Chest, resembling a Rubik's Cube, emitted a ghostly blue light.
Click!
The treasure chest disintegrated, and its light faded.
A shield with an ancient design comes into view.
A scarlet heart shape with menacing spikes is inlaid on a bronze shield.
Myth: Steel of the Heart
[+100 Health]
[+200% Health Regeneration]
【·Giant Devour: When an elite unit is nearby, it will continuously charge a powerful attack over three seconds. The charged attack deals physical damage equal to 10% of your maximum health and grants you permanent maximum health equal to 1% of that damage. Single target cooldown is 10 minutes.】
[Comment: My heart is as hard as iron, and cannot be broken]
[When the Heartsteel Mark shines upon the Four Gods, the galaxy will tremble!]