novelODS Chapter 23 I don't wash my face, I don't brush my teeth, I'm Tianba MAD98
Chapter 23 I don't wash my face, I don't brush my teeth, I'm Tianba MAD98
In their team, Chen Chichi was the boss of Tianba, and naturally the two of them addressed him as "Marshal".
Lin Shu has the best skills and a steady playing style, making him the core of the team and earning him the title of "Senior Sergeant".
They are called the same as Bai Ze and the others, but Chen Chichi is usually busy recording variety shows and his career, so he rarely plays three games with them.
After Chen Chichi finished licking, he nodded: "Okay, I'll listen to you. Anyway, I don't understand tactics. Wherever you guys go, I'll go."
mad98 laughed: "Marshal, don't worry, with Lin Shu and me here, we'll definitely protect you."
The three packed their backpacks and headed towards the core area, having just entered the Blue Room.
The gunfire from the direction of the suspension bridge suddenly intensified, followed by the roar of loitering munitions. The two sounds were so loud that it made one's scalp tingle and one could not hear the footsteps around them at all.
Chen Chichi frowned, looking helpless, and complained into the microphone, "Who is it? Who's disturbing the peace on the bridge? It's so noisy, I can't even hear the footsteps around me. What if Lao Liu steals from us? We wouldn't even know!"
Lin Shu was also a little annoyed by the noise, so he came from the Blue Room to the Garden and looked towards the bridge.
The area around the zipline was deserted, with no one in sight, yet the sounds of gunfire and loitering munitions continued incessantly, clearly indicating that someone was deliberately causing trouble on the suspension bridge to disturb the peace.
He sighed helplessly and turned to Chen Chichi, saying, "Marshal, don't be angry. They're just disturbing the peace and deliberately causing trouble to attract everyone's attention. Just ignore them."
Chen Chichi was still irritated and waved his hand, "Ugh, no, no, it's too noisy, my head is about to explode! Can't we just knock them away? That would stop them from making so much noise."
Lin Shu shook his head:
"Let's ignore them for now. Including us, there are still three or four teams on the field. No one is coming to the core area right now, which is a perfect opportunity for us. Let's take over the core area first, and then deal with them later. If we go to the suspension bridge now, and we get ambushed by other teams, it will be a huge loss."
Although Chen Chichi was annoyed, he knew Lin Shu was right, so he could only patiently nod.
"Alright, alright, I'll do as you say. Let's go to the core area first, but after we finish there, we have to deal with them. They're so infuriating!"
After the three finished eating at the Blue Room and Black Room, they headed towards the president. Along the way, the sound of gunfire from the direction of the suspension bridge never stopped.
Meanwhile, on the suspension bridge, Lin Chen and Long Tuanzuo were still relentlessly disrupting the peace and declaring war.
On the other side, Lin Shu, along with Chen Chichi and mad98, successfully arrived at the president's location.
"Marshal, let me open the CEO's conference room for you first."
As Lin Shu spoke, he took the lead and walked into the president's office.
After settling Chen Chichi in, Lin Shu walked straight to the president's floor-to-ceiling window, picked up the AWM, opened the scope, and looked towards the suspension bridge.
He wanted to see who was causing such a disturbance on the bridge.
Lin Chen, standing on the suspension bridge, glanced in the direction of the CEO and immediately spotted the reflection of a sniper scope on the glass. His eyes lit up instantly, and he jokingly said into the microphone:
"Wow, the CEO really did send someone. Look at the reflection, that big light bulb, and it's a Weilong."
As he spoke, Lin Chen deliberately removed the sunshade from his PSG-1, pointed the sniper scope at the president's glass, and the two looked at each other's sniper scope reflections.
Lin Chen frantically pulled the trigger, taunting Lin Shu, as he faced the glass in front of him.
Lin Shu looked at the arrogant Lin Chen on the bridge and laughed into the microphone:
"Oh my, they're so arrogant, daring to provoke me? Looks like they don't know I, Lin Shu, am the Space Trooper, the God of Bakshi?"
As soon as he finished speaking, mad98 came over, picked up his AWM, and aimed the scope at Lin Chen on the suspension bridge.
Unlike Lin Chen's recklessness, mad98 and Lin Shu were extremely careful with their bullets. A single AWM bullet was worth as much as a fried dough stick, making each one exceptionally precious. In contrast, Lin Chen's backpack was full of level 2 and level 3 bullets, mainly for the purpose of disturbing the peace.
Lin Chen noticed another reflection in the president's glass window and immediately chuckled:
"Hey, another third wheel here. Looks like you're in a team? Perfect, today I'll show you what unconventional tactics really mean! Brothers, watch and learn carefully, I'm going to teach you a little trick for getting past the boss!"
As he spoke, he winked at Commander Long: "Commander Long, get ready, we're about to stir things up!"
"Got it! I've been waiting for you to say that!"
Dragon Commander immediately responded, took out a loitering missile, and was ready to cooperate at any time.
Lin Chen picked up the PSG-1 again, aimed the scope at the president's floor-to-ceiling glass, and precisely marked a point above the glass:
"See that, guys? There's a hidden opening in this glass. Whether it's from inside or outside the Presidential Palace, Uluru's loitering munitions can fly in through this opening, but whether they can get in or not depends entirely on their skills."
In previous seasons, this gap was so small that it was practically useless, and many skills couldn't be used. It was only in the S8 season map update that this gap was enlarged and became usable.
Before he finished speaking, Lin Chen and Dragon Commander simultaneously released loitering missiles.
Lin Shu and Mad98, who were inside the President's office, sneered when they saw the other side release loitering missiles, showing no panic whatsoever.
In their view, the loitering munitions would at most shatter the glass and wouldn't harm them hiding inside.
"Don't worry, it's just broken glass, ignore it."
Lin Shu said to mad98, still steadily holding the AWM and staring at the direction of the suspension bridge.
But the next second, their expressions changed drastically, and their pupils contracted sharply.
One of the loitering munitions burrowed in and exploded with a bang right at their feet!
"Bang!"
An explosion rang out inside the building. Lin Shu and Mad98 reacted extremely quickly, instinctively activating their jets, but they were still affected by the aftershocks of the explosion.
Both of them instantly dropped to near-death, and the durability of their six sets of armor also dropped significantly.
"What?"
"mad98 exclaimed, his voice filled with shock and bewilderment."
"What kind of operation is this? How did the loitering munition get in here? How did it hit us?"
Lin Shu frowned. He had been playing Delta Force for so long, and he had never seen anyone use a loitering munition to sneak into the CEO's interior through the glass gap. This operation was beyond his comprehension.
Chen Chichi, who was looting supplies nearby, panicked upon hearing the explosion and Mad98's scream. He quickly turned around and shouted at the two of them:
"What happened? What happened? You were hit? Who hit you? Are you alright?"
He shouted as he ran quickly to the two men, seeing their low health:
"My God, how come you're so low on health? Weren't you supposed to be immune to loitering munitions? What happened?"
Lin Shu took a deep breath and said to Chen Chichi:
"Marshal, it's nothing. We were just ambushed by their loitering munitions. They actually found a gap in the glass and used a loitering munition to penetrate and bomb us. They're so cunning!"
mad98 gritted his teeth: "This is outrageous! This operation is completely unconventional. Who would have thought that a loitering munition could be used like this? How did it fly in through such a small gap?"
On the bridge, Lin Chen laughed and said, "How about it? That's the charm of unconventional locations."
Dragon Leader also joked, "Hahaha, it is indeed an unconventional spot, but it requires too much skill, so I didn't fly in."