novelODS Chapter 21 Oh no, we've run into Lu Pizi demanding a title!
Chapter 21 Oh no, we've run into Lu Pizi demanding a title!
What kind of indecent language is this?
"No way, Chenyan, you deserve better, not just the best of the best."
You little brat, you've got what you deserve!
Seeing this, Lin Chen couldn't refuse any longer, so he quickly opened the room and pulled Guo Yuxin in, muttering to himself:
"Alright, Yuxin, then stick close to me and don't wander off. I'll protect you!"
Before he could finish speaking, another Douyin/Kuaishou No. 1 special effect popped up in the live stream, followed closely by a comment from "Dragon Group Leader":
"Chenyan, can I join in? You're having so much fun, it's getting me itching to get in!"
Lin Chen's eyes darted around. He knew Long Tuanzuo well. In his previous life, Long Tuanzuo was a top streamer on Douyin and Kuaishou Delta. His specialty was the bridge-blocking strategy, which was a perfect match for Lin Chen. Bringing Long Tuanzuo along would strengthen the team.
"Absolutely! Commander!"
Lin Chen quickly replied, "With you here, we've got this game in the bag. Perfect, three people, we've got a team!"
Soon, the three gathered in the room, greeted each other, and Guo Yuxin's voice was soft and sweet: "Lin Chen, Commander Long, hello!"
Dragon Leader responded with a smile, "Hello Teacher Yuxin, Brother Chenyan, what are we playing today?"
Lin Chen cleared his throat and began assigning team compositions: "Hey, Yuxin, you play Luna. Luna's skills can scout, which is good for supporting us; Dragon and I will bring two sniper rifles. This time, we're not going for possession or map clearing; we're going for the Uluru bridge-blocking strategy!"
After the three of them discussed it and agreed, they immediately clicked to match. The map was still the top-secret space base.
While waiting for the loading screen, Guo Yuxin, looking puzzled, asked into the microphone, "Lin Chen, is there any special meaning to our lineup? What is the Uluru Bridge Blockade Strategy? I've never heard of it."
Lin Chen coughed twice, feigning mystery: "Ahem, well, don't blame me if I tell you, the key to our game is surprise attack, ruthlessness is the only thing that matters!"
As he spoke, he began to talk at length about the essence of the Uluru bridge-blocking strategy in the live stream: "Brothers, listen up, the core of the Uluru bridge-blocking strategy is 'waiting for the rabbit to run into the tree stump'."
We'll occupy this crucial escape route, set up our sniper rifles, and take out any sneaky players, whether they're running with knives or wearing six sets of armor, as long as they dare cross the suspension bridge, one shot will take them out, and we'll plunder their gear! No need to circle around, no need to camp, it's all about simple, brutal, and fun!
After finishing his sentence, he abruptly changed the subject, his eyes darting around, and he made a pitiful face at the camera:
"What? I treated you like brothers, and you actually want to be my parents? You were just calling me godfather and godmother, and now you actually think you're something special?"
[Hahaha, Brother Chen is at it again, acting like a drama queen!]
[Who wants to be your parents? You're the one who called them godfather and godmother!]
[Is the streamer out of their mind? Trying to turn the tables on me, huh?!]
[He's so good at creating entertaining moments! Chen Ge's acting skills are so good, it's a shame he's not acting in short dramas!]
Lin Chen feigned sadness for two seconds, then immediately changed his expression, saying with a grin:
"However, it's not impossible! As long as you send me a light stick, I'll acknowledge you as my parents. From now on, you'll be my biological father and mother, and I'll take you to new heights!"
[Holy crap! Is this streamer trying to gain fans by claiming kinship?]
[It's just a light stick, let's arrange it! As long as we can be Chen Ge's parents, it's worth it!]
Brothers, let's send them over! Let Brother Chen call us "Mom and Dad"!
Oh no, we've run into a shameless scoundrel demanding an official title!
Guo Yuxin, sitting in the room, was completely bewildered by Lin Chen's words, which alternated between aggrieved and playful. She couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Lin Chen, what on earth are you doing?"
Dragon Commander couldn't help but ask, "Chenyan, are you alright?"
Seeing that the atmosphere was just right, Lin Chen stopped his playful grin and said into the microphone, "Alright, alright, enough fooling around. Parents, the die is cast. You'd better be mentally prepared for this round, don't be scared by our game!"
Then, he cleared his throat and shouted the slogan for the bridge-blocking movement towards the camera:
"GO earns godfather, WA calls mom, tonight's space-blocking bridge flower! Brothers, next, let me show you what the real Uluru bridge-blocking style is, making everyone crossing the suspension bridge leave tolls!"
Guo Yuxin exclaimed "Ah!" in surprise upon hearing the slogan, but still looked bewildered.
Lin Chen didn't offer much explanation, but said with a smile, "Don't worry, Sister Yuxin, you'll see in a moment. Just follow my instructions!"
As they were talking, the match was successful, the loading screen popped up, and the three of them were resurrected in prison position three.
"Brothers, let's go! This time, we'll take Sister Yuxin and Brother Tuanzuo straight to the East District suspension bridge, seize the high ground, set up our sniper rifles, and start blocking the bridge. We won't leave until we clear the map!"
As he spoke, he controlled his character and sprinted towards the suspension bridge in the East District, with Dragon Legion following closely behind. Although Guo Yuxin was still confused, she quickly caught up as well.
The live stream chat was exploding with comments, and with the combined traffic from Guo Yuxin and Long Tuanzuo, the number of viewers had already surpassed 50,000.
The three of them ran all the way and soon arrived near the suspension bridge in the East District. Lin Chen swiped his card directly.
Lin Chen opened his scope to check if anyone had spawned in Firestorm, but he didn't see any.
Suspension bridges are the core location of traffic jams; a slight mishap can lead to their collapse.
Just as they reached the small bridge in the middle of the suspension bridge, Lin Chen looked up and saw a group of people running towards the zipline in the direction of the fire.
"Commander Dragon, we have a job!"
Lin Chen's eyes lit up.
"They've got a real firepower attack! Two Mighty Dragons and one Red Wolf, let's start drawing them!"
Before he finished speaking, Lin Chen had already pulled out his PSG-1 semi-automatic sniper rifle, quickly set up his position, and aimed the gun at Wei Long, who was charging at the front.
He brought five eggs, and whether it was six sets or five sets, it was a piece of cake for him.
Lin Chen quickly marked the marks while pulling the trigger.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Wei Long, who was at the forefront, didn't even have time to react before his armor was instantly pierced, and a notification popped up on the screen: [Dust and smoke knock down Wei Long Aze]
Almost simultaneously, Dragon Commander also set up his PSG, aimed at Red Wolf who was close behind, and fired several precise shots, hitting Red Wolf directly in the head. [Dragon Commander defeats the domineering CEO who falls in love with the divorced mother]
Holy crap! A fantastic start!
[Chen Ge and Tuan Zuo Ge are amazing!]
There's only one Dragon left on the other side, hiding behind the launch vehicle, not daring to show its position!
Lin Chen looked at Wei Long hiding behind the launch vehicle and said, "Commander Long, please hold the left side of the launch vehicle and don't let him escape. I'll go rush and take him down!"
"no problem!"
The dragon tuan immediately responded.
"Don't worry, charge! If he dares to reveal himself, I'll take him down in a second!"
Guo Yuxin quickly added, "I'm throwing a grenade, be careful!"
As she spoke, she pinched the grenade and threw it behind the rocket launcher.
Lin Chen nodded, then quickly switched scopes, replacing the PSG-1's standard scope with an ultraviolet sight.
They rushed to the vicinity of the launch vehicle, but before they could even fire, a thunderous bang was heard.
[Kai Kai and Xin Xin are knocked out by a whirlwind marriage right after graduation]