Chapter 99 A Twisted Fate
Chapter 99 A Twisted Fate
"Holy crap, they cleared the images?"
Chen Dexing and Chen Yulin screamed almost simultaneously, and then almost simultaneously activated their ultimate abilities, rushing towards Jiang Feng without stopping.
The only survivor on the face was the female doctor, and they both knew that the leftovers from the two men were crucial to the victory in the bet!
Chen Yulin ran and howled:
"Fengzi, that's not fair! You only called us after we'd already finished eating!"
"There are at least several million worth of leftovers here. I'm just asking you, do you want some or not?" Jiang Feng's voice came with a smile.
"Eat, eat, eat! I have to eat!" Chen Yulin instantly turned into a simp, her morals completely shattered. "Daddy Feng! My dear daddy! Tell me quickly, which bun is the fattest!"
Chen Dexing, standing nearby, also became anxious and shouted, "Dad! You can't be biased! I want a fat bun too! I don't want to do squats!"
These two guys really went all out to avoid those 50 squats, even calling each other "dad" in front of nearly 10,000 people in three live streams.
Jiang Feng covered his face, while Gao Mingtian in the dormitory behind him was laughing so hard he was slapping the table, and the chat in the live stream was going crazy with laughter.
"You're both my good sons, I'm not biased, you two can eat it yourselves."
You know, 50 squats are nothing to someone who exercises regularly, but these two are half-useless college students who spend all their time in their dorm playing games. It's definitely torture. After doing it, they won't be able to move normally the next day.
Tomorrow is Thursday, and there's a PE class in the morning!
The two sped off, reaching the two members in the blink of an eye.
Jiang Feng marked the location of the bag for them.
"Eat up, you glutton!" The two devoured their food like hungry tigers.
Jiang Feng was about to make a sarcastic remark when he turned around and saw a figure running up behind them—it was the headless, armorless, and gunless female doctor boss!
"No, why don't you just kill the boss then!"
"Too late! Too late!" Chen Yulin reacted quickly, snatching the six-armored suit from the side and putting it on. "You're the female doctor killer, this boss is yours!"
"No problem," Jiang Feng thought to himself. "Even if they don't kill them, I can still get a kill and some Dominator Points. It's not a bad deal."
The comments section was filled with jokes:
[The female doctor in the live stream, please watch with a backup; what follows will be very cruel.]
[It's here! The limited-time iconic scene featuring the female healer boss!]
The female doctor seemed completely oblivious to the danger. She ran straight to Jiang Feng, lay down on the spot, and threw a bag at him.
Then he kept waving his knife at the backpack to mark the marks.
Jiang Feng subconsciously opened his backpack, which contained nothing of value except for 11 single-slot items.
At first, he didn't realize what was happening. He spun around in his backpack for a while, but when he saw the 919 AI green bullets that had come out, and the number of bullets in the first few slots—one bullet in the first slot, three bullets in the second slot—he suddenly understood!
Jiang Feng realized that this was the in-game communication method commonly used by players in later generations! A phone number spelled out by the number of bullets!
This female doctor boss wants me to add her on WeChat!
The comments section exploded with excitement.
[11 bullets! The bullets have numbers on them, it's definitely a phone number!]
[Holy crap, that's clever! There's no public microphone in the game, so this is a great way to communicate.]
[Genius! I'll use it like this from now on.]
Jiang Feng reacted extremely quickly. Seeing that there were only two bullet slots left in his backpack, he instantly realized that this was someone else's privacy. He quickly cut off the game screen to prevent the complete phone number from being exposed.
The live stream chat was instantly filled with question marks:
【What?! Fengzi, why did you switch the camera?! I missed seeing two more people!】
The streamer was quite savvy, letting loose completely; the chat was so lively it flooded with people adding him on WeChat!
There are only two digits left, I'll try them one by one!
Jiang Feng hadn't expected this extra segment. He turned to the camera and asked, "So, guys, should we add this female doctor boss and see what she's up to?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the live chat went crazy, with the screen filled with "plus plus plus," and the viewers were also very curious.
Jiang Feng nodded: "Okay, then add it!"
He took out his phone and sent a friend request to the number in his backpack.
The other person's username was "Peach Cat," and their profile picture was a cosplay image. The friend request was accepted instantly.
Immediately afterward, a voice message came through. Jiang Feng cautiously didn't play it on speakerphone and instead held the phone to his ear.
The live chat was filled with question marks:
[Eating alone?]
【Hakifeng, if you keep this up, I'm going to have to control you.】
[Speak it out loud! I want to hear it!]
Peach Meow: Brother, brother, are you the red wolf?
Jiang Feng's expression turned a little strange after hearing it. It was a girl's voice, the tone was normal, but the way she was speaking was ridiculously off!
The voice in the audio message was sweet and soft: "Brother, brother, are you that red wolf~"
Jiang Feng typed back: "It's me."
The other party immediately sent two more voice messages, with an even stronger emphasis on the constricted tone:
"Brother, you're so amazing! You're so powerful!"
"Can my little sister have a couple of bites? She's so hungry!"
Jiang Feng: ...
Jiang Feng got goosebumps from the sound. He turned to complain, but almost bumped into Gao Mingtian who was crowding around. Several classmates also gathered around, all looking at him with eager eyes. The live chat was flooded with virtual gifts.
Jiang Feng confirmed that there was no risk in the voice message, dragged the WeChat chat window onto the screen, and opened the voice message.
The live stream started playing "Yu Yin," and although it sounded a bit strained, her voice was actually quite good. According to online classifications, she was a young imperial voice.
The live chat exploded instantly, with comments that were somewhat unrestrained and seemingly quite excited:
Wow, it really is a girl!
[It's too good at clamping; it's going to squeeze me out!]
[Take this! My ear!]
Wait, why does this profile picture and ID look so familiar?
[Tian Shang: Check your WeChat Moments!]
A viewer named "Tian Shang" immediately gifted three sports cars, and the live chat was filled with comments like "Check your WeChat Moments."
Jiang Feng glanced at the comments: "Thanks to Tian Shang for the three sports cars. What, do you want to check my WeChat Moments?"
Jiang Feng thought about it and decided that there shouldn't be any problem with looking at Moments, since there was a review mechanism in place, so he clicked on it.
The moment he clicked on it, Jiang Feng froze, realizing something was wrong!
The photos on my WeChat Moments are so revealing, the level of indecent exposure is outrageous!
Jiang Feng was stunned. He realized that he might have added a teacher on his WeChat...
The live chat exploded, instantly flooding the screen:
[I didn't recognize her at first because there were so many photos of her in the picture and clothes, but I recognized her immediately when I saw her Moments. Isn't that Teacher Taozi?]
[I recognize it! Isn't that the peach cat from X?]
[Holy crap, the car-crash boss hit Fuliji!]
This is outrageous! This is absolutely outrageous! I can't laugh anymore, everyone!
[You're truly blessed with natural talent; no one can match the entertainment value of your live stream!]
[Those with a "Haki-style" look should be secretly happy; they've saved themselves the 300-point entry fee.]
This was both extremely absurd and extremely coincidental, but no one suspected that it was scripted, for a simple reason: Delta Force doesn't have customizable settings!
Before Jiang Feng could even react and close his WeChat Moments, the live stream screen went completely black!
A glaring notification popped up on the computer screen:
Live streaming privileges will be suspended for 1 day.
Violation: Using inappropriate content to attract attention.
Jiang Feng was completely stunned—even though he was quick enough to close his WeChat Moments, he was still taken away. He then realized that the review process for WeChat Moments was significantly more lenient than that for live streaming.
Nearly 8000 people in the live stream were left homeless, but the "slice guy" was laughing his head off.
This show is incredibly entertaining!
I've already thought of the caption for tomorrow's video: Shocking! Delta's top male streamer crashes into his boss, but shows mercy for this reason? He's chivalrous and saves the 300 yuan entry fee!
The unexpected romance between the Delta Demon King and Fuliji is a once-in-a-century event, an episode you can't miss!
If this video doesn't go viral, they'll eat it!
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