novelODS Chapter 5 Pu Ba Hand-Rubbing the Heart of Africa!
Chapter 5 Pu Ba Hand-Rubbing the Heart of Africa!
Jiang Feng jumped left and right to get Peek's number, and after confirming that no one was around, Feng Yan brought in Red Wolf and Wei Long's bags from outside to eat together.
[666, the streamer is too cautious, as if he's lost something.]
[Truly a cunning rat, even its food is sourced from its competitors.]
To be fair, Pu Ba would have to eat three sets of six dishes, yet the streamer remained so calm and collected in his positioning. His awareness and self-control surpass many others.
[I ordered it so hard! If it were me, my hands would be shaking so badly I'd just dive right into the box and start eating!]
"Damn it, have you stopped dawdling? Hurry up and see what's inside!"
Jiang Feng glanced at the comments and replied calmly:
"In Delta Force, strategy and awareness are more important than marksmanship. If you can't control your greed, you'll get ambushed and killed sooner or later. Learn from this experience."
"The three boxes are on the ground; whether you eat them sooner or later, they're yours. If you get killed by someone, they're not yours either."
The comments section was very uncooperative, with everyone flooding the chat with messages like, "You're right, I'm not going to listen."
From the moment Jiang Feng finished killing the first set of six, Chen Yulin and the other two had all left their seats and stood behind Jiang Feng to observe and learn. Upon hearing Jiang Feng's words, Zhang Jindong immediately began the court proceedings:
"I'm talking about you, Chen Dexing. Every time you finish licking the bag, you completely ignore the risks, put away your cigarette, and start eating. Because of your gluttony, how many times have we died?"
Chen Dexing, channeling his dramatic flair, slapped his right hand twice in anguish: "Every time the box is on my face, I just can't control my hands!"
Jiang Feng chimed in, "Playing bee-medicine is like this: a gluttonous pig."
Chen Yulin was taken aback by this analogy: "Those who play with bee medicine are gluttonous pigs, so what are you?"
Jiang Feng replied calmly, "I am naturally a majestic dragon and a skilled wolf!"
PS: In the mid-to-late Season 2, Luna hadn't been buffed yet and wasn't considered a visionary. At that time, the standard composition for an aggressive team was Mai Xiaowen, Red Wolf, and Wei Long. During Season 2, no one realized how to counter Mai Xiaowen; everyone felt that Mai Xiaowen's information was straightforward and simple, so everyone used her. Later, as players' skill levels improved, the standard composition for an aerospace aggressive team became Wei Long + Luna with Red Wolf or Female Doctor.
"Damn, you've really outdone yourself!" Chen Yulin and the other two were a little envious. Nine years of schooling together, how come you're so outstanding?
The live stream chat exploded with another wave of comments.
【What did we bee-doctor players do to you?】
[That's right, that's right, the streamer is absolutely right, I am the majestic dragon.]
[The valiant wolf requests to go into battle!]
Jiang Feng's lips curled up slightly. This little joke seemed unintentional, but its spread was enormous.
In the future, when these two memes are mentioned, who won't think of Jiang Feng!
He was destined to become synonymous with relentless attack, the kind that was beyond question.
Chen Dexing, true to his gluttonous nature, said impatiently:
"Quick, open the box! Let's see what kind of equipment these guys have, and how much money they can make after they finish eating."
Seeing the barrage of urging him on, Jiang Feng didn't waste any more time and directly opened the two boxes:
"Wow, a golden legend!"
Chen Dexing seemed to be possessed by Guo Degang, and Jiang Feng licked his bag while he licked his lips, reciting a menu as if he were listing dishes:
"Six sets of gear, AW armor, M7 rifles, 20mm chest armor, Sky Piercing Pack, battlefield medkit, stamina injections, hearing injections, weightlifting injections, red-tipped repair kits, red-armor repair kits. These guys are using the equipment meant for attacking spacefaring targets to attack a dam? Are they playing on the wrong map?"
Jiang Feng was also somewhat surprised; even he had never seen such a scene in Puba!
Jiang Feng looted the loot boxes extremely quickly, soon getting all the high-value supplies and filling his backpack and chest strap to the brim.
Finally, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Jiang Feng placed the mouse on the equipment bar next to the harvest.
Results of this battle: 8424798; Losses: 65721.
At this point, just 3 minutes had passed in the game.
P.S.: The profit data is all derived through rigorous deduction. The battle damage figures were obtained after I played a normal battle without removing my equipment.
Chen Dexing's voice was trembling as he shook Jiang Feng's arm:
"Wind! Run! Evacuate! 842W!"
The comments section was also extremely shocked.
[Dude, are you playing the PuBa game? I've never gotten this fat even when I play the Aerospace game!]
To be fair, Pu Ba's earnings are probably the highest across the entire internet, despite his lack of dedication.
[That's indeed the highest, but how could three exceptional individuals, equipped with six sets of gear, be wiped out by a single recruit in standard uniform?]
[Anchor, tell the truth, did you hire these actors?]
Am I the only one curious about what those three murdered people are like now? Shouldn't they be estranged from me?
Three people went to an internet cafe to play games together. They went in one car and left in three cars.
[A reporter from the front lines reports that I've found the first Mai Xiaowen; their Seventh Company's withdrawal failed, and they've probably come to Puba to vent their frustrations.]
[Hey streamer, listen to me, stay on the ceiling for another 20 minutes, then come down when there are 4 minutes left. That's the safest way!]
Jiang Feng was delighted to see the number of comments and viewers in the live stream steadily increasing. He never expected that three amazing people would come to help him at the very beginning of his live streaming career!
At this point, the number of viewers in the live stream was already approaching three digits!
Jiang Feng cleared his throat: "For those who haven't followed yet, please do so. For those outside, click into the live stream for higher definition video quality and a clearer view of the streamer's actions. Learn the techniques ahead of others!"
"The streamer is a college student determined to become the most aggressive streamer! Let's set a small goal first: to earn 3 billion Haf coins in 30 days, starting from scratch. Today is day one, game one!"
At this most nerve-wracking moment, Jiang Feng immediately started introducing himself, wanting to leave the deepest impression on the audience at this moment!
[Damn it, let's get out of here! What are we waiting for? GG! Follow me!]
If you can't get out, I'll laugh at you for a month!
Suddenly, a level 54 player appeared, gifted a sports car, and sent a message in the chat:
[Feng Qingyang: "If you've had your fill, remove one of your Douyin accounts. If you can't remove it, add you to the blacklist."]
Jiang Feng's eyes lit up. His monthly living expenses were only 1500 yuan. After spending 648 yuan on a cockroach account, he only had a little over 300 yuan left. On the other hand, a sports car would only cost him 60 yuan, and a Douyin account would only cost him over 1400 yuan. This was a small windfall for him!
"Thank you for the sports car, brother! Wishing you good health and all the best!"
"The withdrawal will definitely be included. Big Brother said it's great, but there's something even better!"
Jiang Feng's face was full of determination; he felt that his luck today was exceptionally good!
Traveling through time, encountering a remarkable person in Puba, and meeting a powerful figure during a live stream.
Jiang Feng had a sixth sense; he felt that this was more than just a game!
"This time, I'm going to challenge myself to hand-carve the Heart of Africa in Puba!"
[666, that team of geniuses got cocky after their sneaky killing; they really think they're that powerful!]
[If the streamer successfully escapes, that's a good thing; but if the streamer gets kicked to death, that's a truly amazing feat.]
[That's right, streamer, you have to keep going! You're already this good after killing one squad, what will you do after killing a few more? You'll be on fire!]
The level 54 user posted another comment.
[Feng Qingyang: "Pu Ba is challenging himself to hand-rub the heart of Africa? That's interesting. I'll watch your performance."]
Despite the sarcastic and cynical comments in the live stream, the number of viewers actually increased instead of decreasing.
Everyone's waiting to see me make a fool of myself, Jiang Feng thought with a cold laugh.
Jiang Feng wasn't driven by greed to keep eating. In his previous life, he had been playing in the Delta for so long, and had made countless withdrawals of 20 million per game. Today's gains were nothing to him.
He was only doing the live stream for the sake of creating a good effect.
In the current Delta, Fei Yu's 78-year-old video of playing a quirky mouse has gone viral, and Bai Ze's live stream as a corporal is also quite popular.
He started later than these people, so he needs to have more explosive live streaming effects, more entertaining viral videos, more widely spread memes, and unrepeatable iconic moments in order to have a chance to overtake them and become the undisputed number one in Delta Force!
This game presents an opportunity to break out of the niche.
Challenging the highest evacuation record in Puba, Puba handcrafts the Heart of Africa – what a shock this will be to Delta players who are currently unfamiliar with such things!
Therefore, we must not evacuate, we must clear the map! Today, with my luck and strength on my side, no one can stop me. I will kill gods if they come, and Buddhas if they block my way.
"Let's go, administration building!"