novelODS Chapter 322 Jin Music Card Wins MVP
Chapter 322 Jin Music Card Wins MVP
P.S.: After checking the data, I found that the timeline is a bit early. Yuan Yuan's popularity didn't start until mid-25... It's a parallel world... Let's help Yuan Yuan debut a year earlier.
The moment the screen split in two, Jiang Feng's fingers, which were fiddling with the jade pendant, suddenly stopped.
The call connected, and a "girl" appeared on the screen.
A young Yi girl dressed in a bright and colorful outfit—a layered indigo batik pleated skirt, silver headdresses shimmering under the light, an embroidered top paired with a long pleated skirt, the hem of which is covered with colorful patterns.
She was slender, with incredibly delicate features, especially her eyes, which were bright and innocent.
If they don't speak or move, who can tell if they're male or female?
Jiang Feng looked at him, then looked down at his own Jin-style wide-sleeved ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress)—185 cm tall, with an inverted triangle frame, even with the wide-sleeved shirt, he couldn't hide his military bearing.
However, since the camera is only showing the upper body and face, it's not that easy to tell.
The two looked at each other through the screen, neither of them speaking first.
Kaixin Yuanyuan opened her eyes, a faint smile playing on her lips.
Jiang Feng leaned back in his chair, his wide sleeves slipping down to reveal a section of his forearm, and couldn't help but laugh—was he using him for the sake of the show?
Sorry, I was reborn.
Others might be fooled by this look at first glance, but back in his previous life, when Happy Yuanyuan was popular, he followed the entire story of "Seven Captures of Meng Huo".
What, are you trying to capture him like Meng Huo today?
Before Jiang Feng could even speak, Chen Yulin became excited.
Chen Yulin—no, Chen Yulin—was originally lounging idly in her chair, but the moment she saw the person opposite her, she sat bolt upright, her eyes shining like she'd found a treasure, her two rosy cheeks and the bow tie askew on the back of her head.
He pointed at the screen, his voice barely audible:
"Wow! The girl over there is so pretty! Her Yi ethnic clothing! And her silver jewelry is so exquisite! Where did you buy it?"
He leaned forward, completely unaware that his large face was filling the entire frame on Jiang Feng's side of the camera.
"Hi, miss, my name is Chen Yulin! Can I add you on WeChat?"
Jiang Feng didn't speak, covering his mouth in silence. He was afraid that laughing out loud would ruin the rest of the show.
When Kaixin Yuanyuan heard this, she grinned, didn't say anything, tilted her head, and quietly looked at Chen Yulin.
Chen Yulin cleared her throat, trying to make her voice sound less agitated:
"Hello, beautiful."
He paused, looked at the smiling eyes opposite him, and started grinning like an idiot himself.
Why are you laughing so happily?
"Hello, handsome."
A rough male voice rang out. It was clear, resonant, and full of energy, with a distinct Northeastern accent, creating a nuclear-level contrast with the refined face.
Chen Yulin's smile froze abruptly: "Huh?"
He turned around sharply in confusion to look behind him, confirming that there was no fifth man in the room besides himself, Jiang Feng, Chen Dexing, and Zhang Jindong.
Seeing Chen Yulin's utterly bewildered expression, Kaixin Yuanyuan continued to deliver the finishing touch, her gruff male voice ringing out again, deliberately drawing out the syllable:
"Brother, can't I laugh?"
Chen Yulin stared wide-eyed at the "Yi girl" on the screen in disbelief.
Happy Yuan Yuan finally couldn't hold back anymore. She lowered her hand from her mouth and laughed so hard she almost fell over. All the silver ornaments on her head jingled and jingled, and she almost laughed until tears streamed down her face—she looked like she had succeeded in her scheme.
"no……"
Chen Yulin slumped back in his chair, heartbroken. A single basic attack had tricked him into using his ultimate and Flash abilities.
Happy Yuanyuan finally stopped laughing, looked at the camera, and her voice returned to its normal boyish tone, with a hint of mischief:
"Hello, hello, are you guys also dressed as women?"
He sized up the four people on Jiang Feng's side, his gaze sweeping over the faces of Chen Yulin, Chen Dexing, and Zhang Jindong before finally settling on Jiang Feng, a hint of hesitation in his eyes.
The three people are easy to identify, but the one sitting in the middle on the chair is not so easy to confirm.
Jiang Feng smiled but didn't answer immediately.
Jiang Feng decided to get revenge for Chen Yulin.
How can Happy Yuanyuan deceive others by dressing up as a woman every day? Today, we must make this "professional" fall for it too.
The gold music card I bought before changed Jiang Feng's voice.
When he speaks, this card makes his voice sound magnetic.
But the system's card effects go far beyond that. The Gold Music Card grants him absolute pitch and vocal cord flexibility—he usually speaks in a deep, magnetic voice, but if he wants, he can also perfectly imitate a female voice.
Jiang Feng had only searched for a few voice actor clips on Bilibili and watched some voice imitation videos, and then imitated them a little...
When he spoke again, his voice had changed.
No, that's not it.
A perfectly ethereal female voice, clear and cool with a touch of languor, like the tinkling of jade pendants.
"I'm a news anchor."
Jiang Feng tilted his head slightly, winked at the camera, and the curve of his lips was just right:
"These three next to me... are my assistants."
"They dressed as women for the sake of the show."
The live stream went silent for a second.
Then it exploded.
【？？？？？？？？】
[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! That's Jiang Feng's voice?!]
[A female voice?! How could it be a female voice?!]
Am I blind? No, I'm blind too!
[What the hell is this fake voice?! It sounds even better than a real girl's!]
Chen Yulin slid off the chair, her chin almost hitting the corner of the table.
Chen Dexing's glasses slipped down to the tip of his nose, and Zhang Jindong's phone fell to the ground with a "thud".
An Ke and Fang Ningxue peeked out from backstage, their eyes met, and their faces clearly said, "This world has gone mad."
Kaixin Yuanyuan was completely shocked.
"So...so you're a woman?"
He stared at the face on the screen, a face that strangely blended heroism and gentleness, and listened to the extremely pleasant female voice. He froze on the spot, his expression changing from certainty to existential doubt.
"Wow, that girl has such a lovely voice!"
Happy Yuan Yuan clasped her hands together, her face full of admiration:
"Hello, Miss. So your three assistants are men dressed as women, and you are a woman dressed as a man? I'm impressed."
Jiang Feng picked up her water glass and softly hummed in her ethereal female voice, the last syllable rising slightly, carrying a hint of superior composure:
"Little brother, you're still too green."
"You're so beautiful!" Kaixin Yuanyuan blurted out, her eyes sparkling.
"You're beautiful too." Jiang Feng immediately switched back to his deep, magnetic male voice, his tone flat.
Kaixin Yuanyuan suddenly froze: "Holy crap?"
"no?"
Kaixin Yuanyuan stared blankly at Jiang Feng.
It wasn't until a comment popped up on the screen that Kaixin Yuanyuan snapped out of her daze.
[Wake up! He's a man! Jiang Feng! The Jiang Feng who fought in the Delta Force!]
Kaixin Yuanyuan stared at the comment for three seconds, then looked up at Jiang Feng's ambiguous smile on the screen. Recalling the seamless switching between male and female voices, she finally realized what had happened.
"I give up! I'm really impressed! You're so mean!"
"I've fooled so many people, I'm always the one who tricks others, but today you've tricked me instead!"
Jiang Feng smiled and said, "Tit for tat, we're even."