novelODS Chapter 17 That scoundrel! Give me back my Carnival!
Chapter 17 That scoundrel! Give me back my Carnival!
The computer is fine; the cheat program must have been loaded into the mouse and keyboard!
[Wait! I knew something was wrong, and I knew I'd slip up!]
Even after Jiang Feng proved himself, many people still refused to believe him and tried to find fault with him in the most obscure corners.
This time, the bait was successfully used.
[The idiot above, open your eyes and look at the streamer's peripherals!]
Chen Yulin immediately pointed the camera at the table, and the live chat instantly went silent:
All that could be seen was a cheap, unbranded mouse that was worn smooth and shiny, paired with a classic membrane keyboard with a prominent A4Tech logo, and the headphones were extremely simple in-ear type from Onda, with the cable showing signs of yellowing.
[Verification complete. This is a classic keyboard, mouse, and headset set that came with the computer purchase; the total price is estimated to be less than 100 yuan.]
[Outrageous, absolutely outrageous. Outrageous streamer, outrageous drop rates, outrageous peripherals, outrageous gameplay.]
[I'm crying. Such amazing plays were done with such crappy peripherals? What about my amazing plays with a Viper Ultimate Pro (1000+ RMB), Wooting magnetic switches (2000+ RMB), and a SteelSeries Nova Pro (nearly 3000 RMB)?]
【Consider yourself a sucker. The original poster is like Lu Bu riding a dog, while you're the dog riding Lu Bu.】
That hurts, bro.
[The main packager is utterly wicked! By doing this, how can I blame my peripherals for any terrible plays I make in the future?!]
[Even if Lu Bu rides a dog, he's still Lu Bu; but my friend, even if you pick up the most expensive peripherals, you'll still only be using Tangren brand equipment.]
The live stream chat was filled with groans of despair. This time, it really hit home. Anke glanced down at her top-of-the-line peripherals, then looked at the limited-edition items hanging on the wall, and simply leaned back and slumped into silence.
Jiang Feng chuckled and added, "To be honest, these peripherals really limited my performance. Now that I've earned some Xiaomi coins, I'll get a new set after the stream. Does anyone have any good peripheral recommendations?"
The live stream chat erupted into another argument over which peripheral was the best, with some incredible comments leaving Jiang Feng speechless.
"Um... streamer, when your new peripherals arrive, can I have this set?"
[Hey guys, calm down, this isn't Fu Liji's live stream.]
This is Douyin (TikTok), it's never short of amazing people and amazing comments.
Jiang Feng finished off the group that ambushed him. As expected, it was a lousy operation. This team's equipment was even worse than the printing room's. They only had a few half-modified AKs. After eating for a while, they could only dismantle the laser and take its head.
The 45-slot Devouring Pack is still mostly empty!
"It's so bad, I can't even put my hands on it, but it's okay, I still have a bunch of fat ones left to eat."
[Hahahaha, Anke and his team came in fully equipped with five sets of gear, and they didn't fire a single shot. Their team alone is going to take 400 million!]
[Not only that, the two escorts for the encore also brought AW.]
[Aren't you going to thank Sister An? Without Sister An, who's both bad at cooking and loves to put on airs, how could you eat so much!]
Jiang Feng jokingly commented in the live chat, "Thanks to my sister An for the 400 million!"
Many viewers from Anke's livestream were gloating, which made Anke's fists clench. He argued back:
"What can I do if I get wiped out at the start? Who knew the central control unit could wipe out two units right from the start? Can you blame me for not firing a single shot?"
Anke's face flushed red, and she mumbled something about location points and information gaps—something no one could understand. At this moment, everyone in the live stream burst into laughter, filling the air with a joyful atmosphere.
Finally, An Ke sighed, "If we really run into someone like Jiang Feng, who's practically a walking cheat code, then we'll just give it to him and move on to the next round!"
[We've confirmed this person isn't dead, Anke, let's start a few more games, I just ordered my midnight snack!]
[Stop trying to persuade your sister An. Without an escort, would she dare enter the abyss? She'd only be good for killing some lowly thugs at the airport.]
An Ke Hong scoffed, "What are you saying! What are you saying?!"
"Who cares if he's a knife-wielding mage or not, killing him is skill!"
Don't ask, the answer is still a fierce attack on Puba!
[Don't be so harsh on her, even your sister An often gets killed by a running rat!]
[No one is allowed to mention the incident on October 7, 2024, when Anke's six-unit aircraft was killed by a venomous snake in a cargo container!]
[Sister An, let's not just steam buns, let's sell some more stuff and prove ourselves by making it to the final leg of the voyage!]
[Hey, if you want to get in line with Sister An, just say so! You'll want a taste of wild, mobile giant red crab!]
An Ke glared angrily at the comments section, refusing to start the game no matter how much they urged her. She was already bankrupt, so how could she act impulsively? Her priority was to cling to Jiang Feng and get a few more wins!
She lowered her head and silently recharged her account, a sly smile playing on her lips: So what if I don't do anything? I have the power of money!
Just then, Jiang Feng arrived at the sandy area and looked up at the Eryuan Bridge. There were three people who had just climbed onto the bridge!
The funniest part was that all three of them lifted the box at the same time, their movements were extremely standardized and synchronized!
Jiang Feng, possessing the persona of a food-protecting creature, immediately panicked:
"Holy crap, how many people dare to eat the buns I packed!"
"There are still AW bullets in the gun that my sister An prepared for my assault. If you let me pull the safety and put it in, then all of An's good intentions would have been wasted!"
[High EQ: Sister An prepared for a fierce attack. Low EQ: She got kicked to death before she could even dunk.]
The three people on the bridge were quite cautious and wanted to carry the box down to a safe place to eat, but this caution also cost them dearly.
As we all know, carrying people or boxes in the Delta will significantly slow you down, making you no different from a stationary target, and there is also a one-second freeze when you put down the box.
So Jiang Feng didn't hesitate, picked up his M7 with a 3x scope, aimed at the first person's head, and fired directly. Even though he missed a few shots at a slightly greater distance, the three moving targets were instantly melted, without even a chance to fight back.
【The Eryuan Bridge Tragedy X2】
[How dare you! You think you can touch Hakiphone's box? If Hakiphone breathes gas, everyone in the space industry will die!]
Coco, you're not alone, someone's here to keep you company, hahaha!
"Hmm, now the map is clear." Jiang Feng walked onto the Eryuan Bridge, eating as he analyzed:
"The third team in the prison area, the second team of the first team. This team should be from the dormitory. After they finished eating, they heard me fighting in the prison area and wanted to break up the fight, but they got caught in an unopened box on the bridge of the second team and were killed instantly."
[Is that all the image cleaning is done? It looks so simple!]
[It's really simple: kick one team to death at the start, mediate and take down two teams, then kick down the team that ambushed you, and finally kill the team that was greedy.]
[Nobody's even been to the core area this round; it's all the streamer's territory. I can't even imagine how much fun he must have had!]
【Waaaaah~ I'll give you 50 yuan, streamer, I'll search the core area for you, how about that?】
[I'm so angry! Doesn't anyone notice Coco's contribution? Without Coco's boxes luring the enemy on the Eryuan Bridge, how could that last team have been so easily wiped out? Who knows, they might have been sneakily killed by Haki, then this whole game would have been a waste!]
Jiang Feng opened the box containing the team's items, and his eyes lit up. It contained four fully modified Scar-H sets.
PS: The S2 Scar wasn't the current crappy gun; many aggressive teams used it, and many streamers recommended it. A fully upgraded version cost 50-60 RMB. So, the official next season gave the Scar a "brick skin," and then everyone knows what happened. Classics sell out, then they become obsolete.
"The comments are right, we must thank Miss Coco for her outstanding contribution to this game!"
Jiang Feng finished all six boxes. As expected, Anke's team was the richest, with three fully modified M7s and two fully loaded AWs. After finishing the boxes, his profit reached 570 million!
"The beautiful Miss Coco has transformed into a warm Haff coin to keep me company."
Hearing Jiang Feng's words, An Ke felt a little happy. Although she had lost her Haff Coins, Jiang Feng had recognized her!
Anke immediately launched a carnival, but Jiang Feng's subsequent words froze her smile.
"To express my gratitude for Miss Coco's contributions, I've decided to leave with Miss Coco's sign as a token of my appreciation!"
I stood up for you, supported you and said you didn't cheat, and even sent you gifts, and you mock me like this?!
At this moment, Anke had only one thought.
You bastard! You sent him to the carnival too early!